Prelude:  This edition of the Kan Zodiac Oracle is being cyberscribed by an author still under the vibrational influence of 3 potent Alchemysteries Elixirs imbibed during the full moon of Leo at a gathering hosted in the Kootenays at the Crystal Dome Retreat. The homeopathic elixirs I refer to are The Great Mystery Elixir (aka the Void), Pluto at Galactic Centre (the Wormhole) and The Plenum. It was that Pluto at Galactic Centre (charged up at Red Rock Crossing in Sedona, Arizona) that foreshadowed the altered states of consciousness we may well be journeying through in 2007. If you can kinesthetically imagine a very slow motion sobering/elating roller-coaster ride, you will feel the migrating butterflies in your belly that this elixir conjured up. In the weeks leading up to the Spring Equinox there are a few Portals that may well catch us all by surprise. They are as follows:

Portals: Mercury is meandering through zodiacal Pisces for much of the month of February. On the 15th it turns retrograde until March 9th. Communications that have been unclear, delayed or misinterpreted are finally delivered in early March and the postman is smiling, claiming that the time has come to just let go. Feb. 8th is the annual Sun conjunct Neptune portal in Aquarius. A time to align heart to crown and bring through a new clear vision out of the fogpatch of a crazy global warming winter. Valentine's Day this year looks decidely dangerous with a quincunx between feisty Mars in Capricorn and hold-your-horses Saturn in Leo. The Feb.17th new moon at 29 degrees Aquarius ushers in the Chinese New Year of the Boar. Boars are far from boring, in fact, they are highly unpredictable. The March 5th Sun/Uranus conjunction could easily indicate a major Solar Flare and Magnetic Storm to follow here on Earth. St. Patrick's Day (March 17th)will be a joyful musical moment with Venus entering Taurus. The Solar Eclipse on the 18th at 29 degrees of Pisces falls upon the Nahhash/Serpent-biting-its-tail degree of the Zodiac. Should be quite a spring!! (in Northern Hemispheres)

Zodiacal Oracles good till April Foolsday.

Aries: Whether that ancient weather forecaster Mr. Groundhog saw his shadow or not is a moot point for you right now.It is your own shadow that you are exploring with equal portions of gusto and disgust. The only way to heal your Achilles heel is to have a chat with the gods and goddesses and make sacrifical offerings. By March 20th or ASAP.  

Taurus: Everyone knows that when it comes to gourmandizing or appreciating the finer things in life, you are the master of this realm. The trick is to figure out how to enjoy it all and pay for it without a gram of guilt or debt. Share your secrets, Taurus.We offer you a lifetime supply of baksheesh and baklava..

Gemini: Now that you have had a chance to look at the world again through those new Jupiter-in-Sag rose coloured glasses, there is no looking back, dear Gemini. No more changing of the mind, no more  evading, or clever escaping the consequences of quips that could land like a blow dart on a stranger's heart. You are learning what it truly means to "walk your talk".

Cancer:  Mars transiting through cool, calculating Capricorn has you reeling like a prizefighter on the ropes. So take a deep breath, dear Cancer, get out your rusty sword and be a victim no more. Your sweet loving way will melt whatever warriors who have been standing in your doorway... 

Leo:  It has been two years worth of Saturn transit and it has taken its toll, Leo. I know that I told you last month that you were ready to roll the dice again, but, sorry to say, I may have miscalculated. Lay low a little longer. Rewrite the script. Have a chat with the Director. Call your agent. Practice some Emotional Freedom Technique. Be patient. Your time will come... 

Virgo: All those planets dancing their way through Pisces have kept you busier than anyone could possibly imagine. The stars, (well really the planets) in Sagittarius have been pressure cooking something in your alchemical kitchen. And Uranus is still calling out to you to do an about turn and go in an entirely new direction with your life. Get out of the comfort zone, Virgo, and I promise you you won't regret it... 

Libra: I recently sent a Taurean friend of mine to Las Vegas with the mission of betting a few shekels/Caesar's Palace gambling chips (actually American dollar bills folded so that the capstone of the Pyramid was in view) on #17. She won the very first time she came to the table. Beginner's luck? She lost the next day at a nearby table and returned to the lucky one to find #17 win 3 times in a row. Unbet upon by my emissary. Libra, you have all the intuition in the world. The house actually wants you to cash in this year. Just make sure that your instructions to your emissaries are crystal clear.

Scorpio: It is true, Scorpio. Once the flames from that Phoenix nest calm down, after the self-inflicted poisons have worn off, when you have completely surrendered to the Inner Voice, the Divine Will, then, and only then, will you be free to be the one the Great Mystery had in mind when the Potter's Wheel whispered: voila, let it be a Scorpio...

Sagittarius: All those journeys you have taken to sacred, and not so sacred sites.. Well it is time to make sense of your infinite wanderlust and become a knight with a story to report at the Great RoundTable. Your oracle suggests that it is time for you to write it all down and collect your travel photos into a brilliant Storyboard. What you have collected will soon be ready for much wider distribution.

Capricorn: You have had an initiation of sorts, Capricorn. Unfortunately after all that mountain climbing and photography of the horizon, you must pack up your tent and head back down towards civilization. You have a few friends awaiting you at Starbucks....

Aquarius:  Most of my Aquarian friends have a grand old time shmoozing and trading stories of the joys and foibles of humans that have yet to see the light and develop what was dubbed "the unbearable lightness of pure being". My oracular advice this month: Take yourself a tad more seriously and be a channel of pure compassion...

Pisces:  Ok, you took my advice. You reikied the iceberg and low and behold you found a cosmic global warming puddle the size of Greenland or Antarctica at your feet. And penguins looking rather lost at sea. So what to do now? Head toward the tropics. Go sunbathing. And know that the gift you hold in your heart and your hands will be deeply appreciated and respected one day. Just take some time out to regroup. Maybe you could reiki the rainbow!!

Feb.2, 2007, all rights reserved, Joseph-Mark Cohen

 

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